-- EARLY ACCESS OUT NOW! --

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?

This is Countryballs: Modern Ballfare!

The Definitive Political Debating Simulator. A wacky third-person multiplayer arena shooter inspired by Countryball memes - a game encouraging you to smash balls until someone finishes victoriously.

BUT WHAT IS IT REALLY?

Some Unfinished Maps - Three maps primed and ready to go, with more in the works. Battle over a bunker, wage war in the woodlands, or raise hell on the rooftops!

Several Whole Weapons - We've got your machine guns, your rocket launchers, the fan favourite noobtube, we talking raygun, a giant finger, a throwable trashcan, you name it and we will probably add it.

Cheap & Free SFX - Literally mashed up free and paid audio asset packs to get something that feels juuuuuust alright.

Absurd Abilities - Just a mix of weird and wonderful perks that are mostly helpful most of the time. Fart your way to safety, or build Trump's wall.

Tart Up Your Balls - With so many Countryballs to choose from, represent your corner of this flat earth in a style that suits you, or offends everyone else.

Award Winning Music - Somehow convinced an award-winning composer to make the theme track, still no idea how or why, but we are grateful anyway!

Mostly Finished Menus - I mean, they work, you can navigate and play the game, what more do you want?

Designed by Talentless Hacks - This means we have tried to make it balanced, with consideration, and purpose. But we don't know what we are doing so you can be the judge of that. Who knows maybe feedback and we can learn too.

101% Pay to Win! None of That Loot Box Shit Tho - but if you pay into our offshore bank account, you'll get instant win abilities and big bonus balls.

LOOK, SOME SCREENSHOTS!

AND VIDEO SCREENSHOTS!

EARLY ACCESS OUT NOW!

-- it finally happened! --